So I went for a bike ride today, which was totally fun… until some douchebag and his Kappa Omega Kappa (that’s right, I saw your decal) frat buddies decided to buzz me as I was cruising down a steep downhill with no bike lane. Just for fun they sped up as close to me as possible and honked their horn, then drove away laughing. Who does that? Luckily I’m an expert cyclist so I wasn’t even phased.

It’s ok. Your uppance will come, eco-terrorists…