Agraphia Medical Tragicomedy

19Apr/06Off

In less serious matters…

There's a new candidate drug that:

1) Gives you a great tan
2) Causes you to lose weight
3) Gives you constant erections.

Call your stockbroker and cash in while you still can!

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  1. Holy cow! An epiphany!

    JFK had Addison’s disease. Even though he had lots of problems related to faulty adrenals, you can tell he did have lots of a-MSH produced (a-MSH is produced with ACTH, which JFK had a lot of because of lack of feedback inhibition by cortisol).

    1) He was tanned
    2) He was thin
    3) He had constant erections (I mean, he bagged Marylin Monroe, didn’t he?)


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