Going back through my dictations today, I found this gem that I dictated at the height of exhaustion in the wee hours:

HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS: This is a 30ish-year-old African American male who apparently was drinking heavily and fell asleep on the train tracks. He awoke when the train ran over his legs yet managed to call 9-1-1. Paramedics on scene report that he had a GCS of 15, was talking well and somehow moving all extremities, although they noted that his legs were not attached to his body.