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29Oct/082

Young and Plump

An elderly lady getting Botox yesterday was talking to the doc about how "horrible" her face looked (really not that bad, in my opinion). Then she looked over at me with a hungry, wolflike grin, and said "I'm nothing like this young, plump doctor over here. He still looks just wonderful."

It... was awkward.

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  1. Lyle
    October 30th, 2008 - 07:06

    All the better to eat you with, my dear.

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  2. dragonfly
    October 31st, 2008 - 16:53

    I like medical students…couldn’t eat a whole one…

    Actually I have seen just as many women hit on the male medical students as vice versa…

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